still hurting for active members on that proboard site that zac & maty & I run.
JOIN CAUSE I SAID!
[link]
thnxxx. :]
ILY.

Taken from Z A C C E H.

Dear Father of my children whose name escapes me,
I am writing today to tell you that I will now be working on the corner of 31st and Admeral instead of 31st and 129th.
I felt very aroused because of the bulge in your pants.
If you have any sort of problem with this, then go play in traffic!
I hope to smack you upside the head. Also, if you wouldn't mind,
would you tell that hot guy we saw the other day that their thong does not match the rest of the outft and could you mention that I said, "You looked extremely fat yesterday."
I would tell them myself, but I'm afraid that my time has been cut short.
With sincerest salutations,
LYSSA.

Dear____1____,
I am writing today to tell you ___2____.
I felt _____3____ because of the _____4_____.
If you have any sort of problem with this, then ______5_____!
I hope to ______6_______. Also, if you wouldn't mind,
would you tell _____7_____ that _____8______ and could you mention that I said, "____9____"
I would tell them myself, but I'm afraid _____10_____.
With ____11____,
(your name)

1- What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
a. Eggs and sausage- --Who am I kidding, why would anyone call YOU dear...
b. Just eggs- secret lover,
Just bacon- mother,
c. Bacon and sausage- you,
d. Pancakes- my little gumdrop,
e. Pancakes and sausage- Carpet munching carpet muncher,
f. Bisquits and gravy- myself,
g. Cerial- man with a little weiner,
h. All or most of the above- anyone who finds this letter,
i. I didn't eat breakfast- Father of my children whose name escapes me,
j. Other- pizza dilevery man,

2- What color is the shirt you are wearing?
a. Red- that your fly is undone.
b. Pink- that the very sight of your face brings vomit to my mouth.
c. Yellow- that I had a great time last night.
d. Green- that you and your lover were too loud last night.
e. Blue- just how sexy those jeans make your butt look.
f. Purple- that I have decided to leave your harim.
g. Black- that I will now be working on the corner of 31st and Admeral instead of 31st and 129th.
h. White- that I found a potato.
i. Many colors- my left hand is tingily.
j. I'm not wearing a shirt- that I am writing you a letter.
k. Other- nothing in particular, I just want to try out my new gel pens.

3- What is your favorite food out of the following?
a. Pizza- you would want to know about this
b. Spaghetti- very aroused
c. Feduchinni- extremely offended
d. Asian food- excruciatingly pained
e. Strawberries- embarassed
f. Vegetables- sick
g. Calamari- all hot and sticky
h. Chips- undescribably happy
i. I can't decide, all of the above sounds gross- the need to tell you burst from my chest
j. Other- soopa naughty nasteh

4- Which out of the following is your favorite hobby?
a. Sleeping- large bug on my arm.
b. Eating- loud sounds I heard coming from your bedroom.
c. Reading- snowmen next door.
d. Watching tv/movies- growing suspicion about your relationship with my cat.
e. Being with friends/significant other/family- money situation.
f. Going on the internet- bulge in your pants.
g. Talking on the phone- last few times I've seen you.
h. Sports- suiside note I found.
i. I don't have any hobbies- boogers in my nose.
j. other- hooker who gave me her number last week.

5- Which is/was your favorite subject in school?
a. english- Suck it!
b. math- go to hell!
c. science- please write about it on a piece of paper and shove it in your butt hole!
d. history- don't tell anyone I said anything!
e. art- take the stick out of your ass!
f. recess- take the money and leave me alone!
g. lunch- never talk to me again!
h. foreign language- touch my body!
i. none- shove several decorative fruits in your mouth!
j. more than one- think it over very carefully!
k. other- go play in traffic!

6- What do you like most in the desired gender's appearance?
a. dark hair- never see your nasty pimple face again.
b. light hair- see your nice butt walking away from me.
c. blue eyes- meet you in the back room in 20 minutes.
d. brown eyes- get you in the sack within the next few days.
e. green eyes- catch you scratching yourself someday.
f. glasses- get the check out to you ASAP.
g. tall- take you out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call you again.
h. other- date your sister.
i. several of these- smack you upside the head.
j. none of these- murder you and your family by tomorrow night.

7. Which of the following is most important about your ideal gf/bf?
a. their appearance- your mom
b. they are affectionate- your sister
c. they are protective- the eskimos next door
d. they are rich- the chinese restruant
e. they are funny- the foreign guy at work
f. they are talented- my husband
g. they are athletic- my dog
h. they are understanding- the television
i. they are confident- that hot guy we saw the other day
j. other- yourself

8. What color are most of the socks that you own?
a. white- the booger hanging out of their nose is very distracting
b. black- their thong does not match the rest of the outft
c. blue- I will not be attending the Christmas party this year
d. pink- meatballs are yummy
e. soccor socks- they forgot their underware in my bedroom
f. argile socks- I chased an old man today
g. bright colors- I havn't taken my medicine
h. a variation of colors- their left ass cheek hangs out all the time
i. I don't own many socks- I have their thong that they left in my kitchen
j. other- I made use of the pickles that we used the other night

9. What color are the underwear that you are wearing right now?
a. A lot of colors- Hi.
b. White- HAIL HITLER.
c. Black- Duh, bitch.
d. Red- I can see your ass.
e. Blue- I love what you've done with your windows.
f. Purple- See you in hell.
g. Grey- You gonna pick me up?
h. Green- Stop running with sissors.
i. Other- You looked extremely fat yesterday.
j. I'm not wearing any underwear - You are a poopy poop mouth.

10. What is your favorite beverage out of the following?
a. Orange Soda- of them.
b. Mt. Dew- of spiders.
c. Any soda- of what they might say.
d. Milk- that I am no longer speaking to that person.
e. Water- that my time has been cut short.
f. Pepsi- that I cannot be seen with them.
g. Dr. Pepper- !!!!!!!
h. Alcoholic Beverage- that the purple people eater will take away my means of communication.
i. Coke- that I cannot think correctly.
j. Other- that I am a total bitch.

11. What month were you born in?

a. Jan- complete and utter hate
b. Feb- my best regards
c. Mar- a bounce in my step and a song in my heart
d. Apr- your well-being in mind
e. May- nothing at all else to say
f. Jun- love
g. Jul- a booger in my nose
h. Aug- pure joy
i. Sep- a long lasting climax
j. Oct- sincerest salutations
k. Nov- fingers in my belly button
l. Dec- you on my mind

HAHA. THATWASFUN. XD

Sleep with a stuffed animal.
Eat cereal for breakfast.
Watch Saturday Morning cartoons.
Are afraid of the dark.
Love the color pink.
Never get in fights with your parents.
Think ice cream for lunch is perfectly reasonable.
Hug often.
Cry about stupid things.
Are attracted to shiny objects.
Think happy faces are cute.
Sometimes answer the phone by saying, "Yellow?"
Pick your nose.
Shower less than three times a week.
Take baths.[onlysometimes]
Have a teddy bear.
Think it is fun to catch bugs.
Know how to take the stinger out of a bee.
Use a lifejacket when you go swimming.
Watch Spongebob Squarepants.
DAY dream.
Dream about going to amusement parks.
Like these surveys.

Now count it up and multiply it by 4. That is how childish you are.